MỘT MẦM NON NHIỀU TRIỂN VỌNG TRÊN ĐƯỜNG VIẾT VĂN- RẤT CẦN CHA MẸ NHIỆT TÌNH KHUYẾN KHÍCH- Cậu Bé nầy mới Lớp 5 thôi! Rất dồi dào trí tưởng tượng, kết nối câu chuyện rất mạch lạc từ đầu đến cuối. Một wonderful ngoạn mục Children Story nầy thật êm đềm của tuổi thơ, tuần tự diễn biến, hấp dẫn người đọc không thể dừng lại ở một đoạn nào nếu chưa kết thúc.
Và ngoài ra cậu bé Lạc cũng là một tay Guitar gạo cội của Trường Essendon Grammar Melbourne. Chúc mừng tương lai vẻ vang Cháu Lạc & Cha Bách, Mẹ Quỳnh Như ; Ông Ngoại Hiếu Ngô, Bà Ngoại Diệm Chi đang cùng phấn khởi, vui mừng thơm lây kỳ vọng của Cháu Lạc./-Mt68
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LIFE BEYOND THE FRIDGE
Eggs. Delicious, funny shaped thingies. You probably eat them every day. Though do you wonder
what it’s like to be born from a chicken, then put into a fridge to be later taken out and eaten? You
probably haven’t since you’re not weird like me. But if you did, I shall tell you a tale about an egg
called Eggward...
It all began in the tiny house of No. 32 Kraken Street, where a small family had left for vacation.
Inside their fridge, lay a little egg left alone in his carton. His name was Eggward. Over the days, his
brothers and sisters were taken out into the unknown, until he was the last one left. But let me tell
you something; the entire kitchen’s food was told the exact same lie. That being eaten was like going
to paradise! Poor little Eggward wanted to be eaten so badly, even though it would kill him! Good
thing it won’t happen anytime soon, right?
“Day fourteen of being in the carton. Hmmm, it’s taken some time, but it should happen soon, right
Bill?” thought Eggward as started at the wall.
“Oh yes, yes, yes...” replied a voice from down under. Under the carton was a cold piece of bread
named Bill, Eggward’s friend. “Even if it doesn’t happen tomorrow, or the day after that, heck, even
the day after, after that, I’ve come up with a backup plan. But you know I’m not patient Bill, so let’s
eggsecute it now! Ha, eggsecute.”
“Wait, what?” Questioned Bill. Suddenly, two butter blocks, a can of veggies, a jar of pickles, a tub of
cream cheese, the milk and juice cartons and Eggward himself pushed towards the fridge door with
full strength, hoping to bust it open. “Come on, we can do it!” Yelled Eggward. Suddenly, POP! The
fridge door burst open and Eggward started falling to the ground. “Uh oh.”
Eggward started falling to his deathly doom. Was this the end? “Hold on Eggward!” Shouted Bill as he
reached the top corner of his loaf outside the fridge. But all this did was drag Bill underneath
Eggward. “Bill, you idiot!” Yelled Eggward as the falling wind ascended in noise. Time seemed to
move slowly, until... Splat! Nah, just kidding. Thump! Bill’s soft, cushiony body managed to weaken
the fall, leaving Eggward unharmed, though Bill did feel a bit sore in the back. “Ow...”
“Bill, we did it! We made it out! Exclaimed Eggward with great pride. Now let’s get on top of that
dastardly kitchen bench.”
In case you were wondering, the kitchen bench was on one side and the fridge was on the other.
Eggward wanted to get onto the kitchen bench, to be either fried, scrambled or boiled on the stove.
Bill wanted to get toasted, which was on the kitchen bench too. The toaster, not Bill.
The two set off on their perilous journey, and their first challenge was to climb on top the kitchen
bench. Luckily, they met a friendly dog named Josh, who helped lifted them on top and aid in any
major problems (Get it? Major? Because it requires something or someone big? Never mind...). As
they explored this new and uncharted land full of salt and pepper bottles, giant rolling pins and big
bowls of chatty fruit, they met an old knife named Jeremiad, who was bursting with energy and
ready to chop stuff. “Just make sure you don’t chop us,” whispered Bill quietly. Soon, the group made
their way through the maze of spices and herbs, and quickly approached the massive stove. After
knocking a bottle of oil over and getting Josh to help nudge the stove panel switch on, Eggward was
ready.
That was, until: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I can’t believe you did all of that just to die!” The group
turned around to spot a furry feline with a wicked grin. It was Fluffy the cat. Josh growled. Loudly.
“What, why are you looking at me? Is it because you wanted to see this!” Shrieked Fluffy as he dived
forward and pushed Eggward into the pan. “AHHH! Eggward shouted. Wait, isn’t this a good thing?”
“No you idiot, it’s a bad thing! Couldn’t you tell from my dramatic little speech? A year ago, I tricked
an old block of butter that being eaten was a good thing, since the rest of the food always whined
about it when they got chosen for a meal. I thought you dummies would’ve figured it out by now, but
I guessed wrong! I even heard you trying to open the fridge, so I opened it for you just for the heck of
it!” Laughed Fluffy.
Eggward’s butt felt a bit hot. Probably because he was a bit ticked off. Or it was because he was
spinning around a pan that was literately boiling butt hot! Being cooked was more painful than he
originally thought. Just then, Josh pounced onto the bench and growled at Fluffy. “Hiss!” He
screeched back in return. “Finally, some action!” Exclaimed Jeremiad. Fluffy leaped onto the ground
to make his escape, while Josh and Jeremiad followed hot in pursuit and Bill helped Eggward out of
the pan. “Here, hold on,” cried Bill as he reached out a nearby wooden spoon onto the pan. With the
right timing, Eggward launched himself up and landed on the spoon, then using all his might, Bill
heaved Eggward safely onto the bench and the two lay down exhausted.
Suddenly, they heard a vacuuming noise and Fluffy burst out chasing both Josh and Jeremiad with a
vacuum. Quickly thinking, Eggward called out: “Cut his vacuum!” Heeding his words of advice,
Jeremiad jumped up and slashed down the vacuum with extreme speed. Shocked by the events,
Fluffy backed up into the corner. “Now if you come back little kitty, I will show you my bare strength
and chase you away!” Laughed Jeremiad. Defeated, Fluffy left in shame, while the four celebrated
their victory.
“Words well said,” Noted Bill. “But uh, quick question. Are we going to tell the others about, you
know what?” After giving it a bit of thought, Eggward replied: No. I would rather let people pass
away in peace, rather than for them to struggle. After all, we can’t escape since the humans are
literal giants compared to us.” Chuckled Eggward. The two then sat there, traumatised by the events.
Was it true? Then, Josh suddenly said: “Just Because death is right around the corner, doesn’t mean
you have to live the rest of your life in fear of it. Go explore the house, meet new foods. Just always
live your life to it’s fullest.” With that, Josh got up and left. “Wait, you could talk?”
Finally, the two returned home, and lived the rest of their amazing life, as well as possible. Just as
you should to./-

